The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A Rees-Mogg up a gum tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
2 radical hubs.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
3 left trends.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
4 Tory nerds.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
5 PICKET LINES.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
6 Rees-Moggs basting
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
7 Toffs a -sinking.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
8 wages rising.
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
9 strikes successful,
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
10 lords abolished.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
11 royals homeless.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
12 racists ransacked.
